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Published Date: 21 April 2008
By Chris Lamb, Warwick
I read your leaflet,
I took note,
I marked my calendar,
I requested a bag.
I collected my paper,
I removed the plastic wrap,
I rinsed my bottles,
I took off the caps.

I scrunched my foil,
I rinsed my cans,
I removed the tape,
I squashed my bottles.

I packed my box,
I put it out,
I waited all day,
I took it back in.

You stood me up,
You turned me down,
You are nowhere near,
You missed my street.

This relationship is not working!
You are dumped.

Chris Lamb, Foxes Way, Warwick.



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  • Last Updated: 21 April 2008 12:26 PM
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  • Location: Leamington Spa
 
 

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